sometimes I imagine god talking to the angels like they’re his teenage children
“Damnit Gabriel I told you I don’t want you hanging around those Pagans! You’re going to end up just like your older brother!”
“Fuck you dad I can hang out with who ever I want THEY UNDERSTAND ME OKAY YOU JUST SIT AROUND TALKING ABOUT YOUR STUPID HUMANS AND-“
“OH DON’T YOU EVEN GO THERE GABRIEL I HAD THE SAME DAMN TALK WITH LUCIFER AND YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS NOW?”
“Dad I’m sorry I didn’t-“
‘HE’S IN HELL GABRIEL. HELL. DO YOU WANNA END UP IN HELL? I DON’T THINK SO. YOU BETTER CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE YOUNG ANGEL.”
“You know what this is why I hang out with the Pagans, they don’t scream at me just cause I wanna be in individual~ so fuck you dad okay I’m leaving!”
“YOU’RE NOT AN INDIVIDUAL DAMNIT YOU’RE A SOLDIER.”
then gabriel would walk out and slam the door and cas would be hiding under the bed with his teddy bear and balthazar would come in and hug him while michael went out to find gabriel and bring him home
and then when things were quiet, god would sigh and drunkenly contemplate where he went wrong raising such a fucked up bunch of kids
I think that’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read…
how to fuck with hunters 101
you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack
Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.
There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.
That …was beautiful.
breaking news rapunzel is actually ten feet tall
well in their defense it does say rapunzel isn’t a typical disney princess
But than means everyone else in the movie was about 10 ft tall too..
WE DID IT. WE FOUND THE TITANS’ VILLAGE.
SIE SIND DAS PRINCESS UND WIR SIND FLYNN RIDER
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE TITIANS VILLAGE IS BUT WHY DOES THE ABOVE SENTENCE SAY “THEY ARE THE PRINCESS AND WE ARE FLYNN RIDER” IN GERMAN
this week on “i didnt know it was attack on titan”
- Timothy Leary (via magicaleaf)
The Luxton brothers recreate their childhood pictures with terrific results
These make me so happy I can hardly stand it
THE ONE WITH THE BOW
How in the name of god did this happen?!?